5 plants that will save your lettuce

5 plants that will save your lettuce

Sometimes you just need a plant joke. You know all those times you are eating a salad, or you look at a tree and you don’t have that witty pun ready to pull out of your pocket…well you’re in luck. Here is a list of 15 plantastic puns and jokes for those leafy adventures.

“Aloe you vera much”

“Thistle be the best day ever” – Natalia Mikhaleva

“That is unbeleafable!”

“Let’s take a leaf of faith”

“sometimes…I wet my plants”

“Lettuce leaf now” – Emmie Manwaring

“Vincent Van Grow” – The Sill

“Party thyme” – gardenhealth.com

“What do you call it when two flowers have a child? ….. Plant parenthood”

– YellowJokes.com

“Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? ….. He wanted a power plant” – JuicyQuotes

“I beleaf in you!” – Emmie Manwaring

“A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.”

– line.17qq.com

“If you want to understand botany, look at the flowers…only flowers understand the anthers.” – line.17qq.com

“Shall I compare tree to a summer’s day?” – punpedia

“If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it?” – memebase.cheeseburger.com