It’s back! Weird quotes heard in the halls, during passing period, in the lunchroom, and after
school: all entirely without context.
1) “I mean- I’m only joking like, 0.001 percent of the time.” “About arson??”
2) “Do- do we need to talk about that pin you have there?”
3) “And if that doesn’t scream mental illness, I don’t know what does.”
4) “Nightmarish existence!”
5) “Oh my god, rip bozo.”
6) “Just give me the freaking Russian revolution, don’t give me all this pig crap.”
7) “I don’t think it should- twist like that.”
8) “God, I really hope I didn’t just agree to something horrible.”
9) “And then there was this huge whoomp sound, and it exploded!”
10) “You know, can I just go home?”
11) “No, I completely failed. It’s great!”
12) “That was a Walter White reference!”
13) “Want some Skittles with that?”
14) “What if they like- play it frame by frame.”
15) “Stop- shut up, no.”
16) “Ooooo, I told you it ain’t working good. Shoulda taken the red one.”
17) “No, no, don’t look at them! They’re starting a cult. Let them be!”
18) “Bro, that was so freaking manly! I got tears in my eyes from watching you, bro!”
19) “No- no, listen! It’s not what it looks like!” “The cookie?”
20) “Oh my god, give me your freaking hat. I want to eat it.”
21) “Unfortunately, get ratioed.”
22) “You may know what a Chad is, but do you know what a Giga Chad is, Mr. Hart?”
23) “And he was wearing socks. Socks!”