Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza

Pineapple is a delicious fruit known to many on fruit cocktails, a fruit salad, pineapple juice and such. But even good foods have their limits. To most people, this is one of the best things on pizza. But to me, it’s not meant to be.

Why would anyone want to ruin an amazing type of food meant for being lazy, by adding a healthy squishy square yellow fruit? Pizza is meant to show that you are lazy and know how to be chill and relaxed, not to show that you like to ruin pizza and scar poor innocent people in cruel ways.

Although most people do enjoy ruining pizza only for their own reason, that’s on them. I feel as if these people do it on purpose to mess around with people or to purposely disgust them.

Pizza is a well loved food that everyone can agree to. Pineapple can’t be said the same though, although it is a delicious fruit. In my opinion, it’s just not meant to be on something as beautiful and amazing as pizza. To all Hawaiian pizza lovers, I’m sorry to say, but that’s just gross.

There should be a law to ban this abomination for the safety of all true pizza lovers. It should state that pineapple can no longer be a pizza topping unless you are outside the U.S. or for some reason doing this illegally. Anything as long as this disgrace is taken care of, for the safety of the children.

So if you are a true pizza lover you will support the truth behind pineapple on pizza. You will know better than to ever even want to try it.

In what I think all pineapple lovers on pizza will most likely, speaking the truth here, these people will not go to heaven after death for committing such a crime. I hope the person who invented this pineapple on pizza suffered when he died or will die.